satire

Mark Zuckerberg CONFIRMED As Zodiac Killer! (And Other Lies He Has No Fact-Checkers To Disprove)

Studies have shown that 83% of the claims made in this article are 100% true!

Jan 12 •

Jack Anderson Keane

Local man made too sad to write anything, due to, well, EVERYTHING

The perpetually apocalyptic state of the world has put a real dampener on his writing spirit. Oh, woe is him.

Nov 15, 2024 •

Jack Anderson Keane

Elon Musk uses Trump rally to test drive radical new invention of Being Cringiest Man Alive!™

Many people are saying it was a rip-roaring success of suckery!

Oct 6, 2024 •

Jack Anderson Keane

Zachary Levi completes his loser arc by inevitably endorsing Trump for President

It would appear the actor got tired of pretending to be something he's not (which is ironic, since that's literally what he does for a living).

Sep 29, 2024 •

Jack Anderson Keane

Conservatives Weirdly Triggered By Being Called "Weird", Like A Bunch of Weirdos

In other news: Thin-skinned bullies predictably cannot handle tiniest taste of their own medicine.

Jul 31, 2024 •

Jack Anderson Keane

J.D. Vance’s Political Career is Sofa Going So Bad.

A very-not-real news report of a very-real rumour.

Jul 26, 2024 •

Jack Anderson Keane

Political Writings I Wrote As A Kid In A Post-9/11 World

On the 20th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks that forever changed the world, here is a small retrospective on what my experience was…

Sep 12, 2021 •

Jack Anderson Keane

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